sicklysatisfied:

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marshmallowknight:

what i am not:

  • a girl
  • a boy

what i am:

  • unholy spawn of darkness and fear
  • dreaded by all who encounter me
  • kinda hungry

sicklysatisfied:

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  • Azula:

    I'll need an elite squad in order to capture the Avatar.

  • Azula:

    *proceeds to recruit two women*

  • Azula:

    *proceeds to DOMINATE AND BE ONE OF THE BIGGEST THREATS OF THE SERIES WITH HER TEAM OF THREE TEENAGE GIRLS BASICALLY THE TRIO IS COOLER THAN YOU*

takohai:

repeat after me: 

there is nothing wrong with wanting attention
there is nothing wrong with wanting human contact
there is nothing wrong with wanting validation for your existence 
there is nothing wrong with wanting your hard work to be recognized

there is nothing wrong with wanting attention

sicklysatisfied:

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obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

*lays down with a wet hand towel on my forehead*

i love avatar korra so much

vauxn:

dont be a fucking music snob holy crap some people like the beatles others like nicki minaj like shut the fuck up theyre just different types of noises ur not superior for liking one and not the other

"It hurts until it doesn’t. You think it’s going to break you, but it won’t. You may not sleep as well at night, but you will be fine. Numb, but numb and fine are the same." (x)

dr-haunted-howse:

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we found a camera from around 5 years back and this was the only thing on it

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

untitledkids:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

sgtsweetcheeks:

asian:

asian:

I just moved to Canada recently and Canadians have their milk in a bag.

It’s actually so much better than cartons because it makes less waste and doesn’t take up a lot of space in your fridge!image

I FUCKING HATE MILK IN A BAG

WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT OF THIS IDEA

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how did you fuck up bagged milk so badly……

butbutbut why is your milk brown

Chocolate milk??

that is definitely the most plausible explanation

wilwheaton:

kngdmcat:

worthless-wolf:

blacksapphiredragon:

down-sizing:

Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.

Canon Jesus

Jesus called somebody an ass once because they where being rude to a crippled little old lady if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit then get out of my face.

Pretty sure that Jesus was also the first person to say, “don’t be a dick.”

sicklysatisfied:

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bitch-of-the-crossroads:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

homwrecker:

sorcererinslytherin:

homwrecker:

this mother fucker is the voice of nemo

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shit i think i want to fuck nemo

this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him. 

oh my god

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SWEET MOTHER OF GOD